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THE YEETLE BOX AND MICROSOFT WEB SITES -
MONO A MONO
OK, so The Yeetle Box makes a big deal out of worthiness. But how do we measure worthiness? And, much more to the point, how does The Yeetle Box stack up against the big boys? (It must be important. That is why I wrote "much more" rather than merely "more."
As we know, these matters are subjective - except in The Yeetle Box. So this is not a true apples to apples comparison since we are comparing a Yeetle Worthy web site to a Yeetle Worthless web site. Nevertheless, the exercise is worth it as it illustrates all of the principles of Yeetle Worthiness - effortless persistence, box outside the box, etc.
DATA AND ANALYSIS
DOLLAR VALUE (estimated)
As everyone knows, the devaluation of the dollar and current rate of inflation, coupled with uncertainty within the global markets have compromised a true estimate significantly. Having said that (and I have!), The Yeetle Box is definitely Yeetle Worthy - by definition and mere existence. Comparatively, The Yeetle Box pales in comparison to Microsoft's website - in dollars! But in WORTH, the nod goes to The Yeetle Box.
SEA LIFE VALUE (estimated)
In his breakthrough research published in The Imitation Factor: Evolution Beyond The Gene , Lee Alan Dugatkin notes that guppies can engage in the non-genetic transmission of behavior through imitation, and that transmission can have an impact on genetic evolution. The whalte, on the other hand, has caused nothing but destruction as carefully documented in Herman Melville's Moby Dick. Oh, and let's not forget that nasty whale that swallowed Jonah AND Pinocchio. Nothing to impact genetic evolution.
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LINK PIMPING ANALYSIS
(estimated)
Well, there's no arguing that Microsoft is a pimp's pimp. Which
would you rather be: a wimp or a king? Well, as noted in the Bible (Mark Pfeffer,
Chapter 1, Verse 5): well, if you're gonna be a wimp, then maybe you should
think about it for a while. I mean, the wimp shall inherit the earth and
everything...unless they don't inherit the earth. But if they don't, then
there's just a bunch of pimp kings, so that's OK, if you want to be a pimp king,
but a wimp should inherit the earth, I suppose. Nod to The Yeetle Box.
CONCLUSION
Hands down, The Yeetle Box is much more worthy! While Microsoft's MSN.com is a big pimp in a big pond, The Yeetle Box remains a worthy pimp in the universe. Compare Microsoft's mission to The Yeetle Box's mission:
Microsoft Values
As a company, and as individuals, we value integrity, honesty, openness, personal excellence, constructive self-criticism, continual self-improvement, and mutual respect. We are committed to our customers and partners and have a passion for technology. We take on big challenges, and pride ourselves on seeing them through. We hold ourselves accountable to our customers, shareholders, partners, and employees by honoring our commitments, providing results, and striving for the highest quality.
The Yeetle Box Values
OK, we value integrity and honesty and blah, blah, blah. But constructive
self-criticism? Are you kidding? Continual self-improvement? We're
perfect! Mutual respect? Nawww.... We have no shareholders, customers, partners,
nor employees. We are only accountable to the truth, and we strive for the
highest quality of truth and effortless persistence throughout the past,
present, and future. Hey, while Microsoft was clamoring around preparing
for the Y2K fiasco, WE were providing safe transport into the next millennium.
We are visionaries.
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