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1. The thought of the future induces

extreme anxiety.
extreme elation.
little or no emotional response.
a renewed sense of faith in Christian teachings.

2. When you think about your past actions, you

cringe.
are filled with regret and remorse.
wring your hands and beg forgiveness.
shrug.

3. The following statement most applies to you.

You have never existed.
You exist, have existed, and will exist.
You do not exist today.
You will never exist.

4. You are most comfortable imagining yourself in

any particular time or place.
no other time but here and now.
the future.
the past.

5. You believe Satan is

a really evil being.
the anti-Christ.
a nice guy.
a pitiful waste of the imagination.

6. You find most attractive the following hand held tool:

a can opener.
A shovel.
A magnificently crafted hammer.
A stone plough.

7. The last time you danced, you danced to. . .

Muzak.
Polka music.
The Star Spangled Banner.
A master jazz bass player.

8. Pubic officials and advertisers are. . .

predatory creatures of no conscience.
friends, someone to talk to.
people who get things done faster, easier!
Misunderstood men and women who are only trying to do a job.

9. Wealth should be

viewed as a necessary by-product of a free society.
viewed as an objective symbol of hard work and success.
divided equally among all members of society.
ignored.

10. The following statement is most applicable to your experience:

I have died.
I have never died.
I might have died; I don't remember.
I have experienced the awful torment of death.



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