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Affordable Mile High Club
ATLANTA (UPI) -- Those in Atlanta seeking to join the
"Mile High Club" by having sex in an airborne aircraft can now do it for
$299, but partners are not provided.
Corporate pilot Bob Smith says he and his business partner conceived the
idea for a flying love nest five years ago as a weekend income
supplement. His Mile High Atlanta service has now gone up 75 times for
couples to get down, ABC News reports.
In the past only the very wealthy in private jets had the luxury, while
the more common person had to make do with fumbling in tiny aircraft
lavatories, said Gloria Brame, a clinical sex therapist in Atlanta.
"Having sex on airplanes has been around for almost as long as flights
have existed," she told ABC News.
Smith said couples get a custom-fit bed, brand new sheets and a
complimentary bottle of Champagne, and he pulls privacy curtains and
dons headphones as a courtesy.
Smith told ABC he also provides couples with a kitchen timer to keep
track of their hour and avoid being interrupted.
Copyright 2006 by United Press International
Our Take:
OK, so you want to have sex on an airplane? Fine. But how you going to get past airport security with all those sex toys? This ain't no Austin Powers movie, baby! You're gonna look pretty silly when security starts pulling out your toys.
But, we won't judge you. We must inform you that the following will set off alarms throughout the airport:
Note: Each of these can be purchased online or by catalogue at
We do not endorse unsafe sex on airplanes. Bring a parachute.
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