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Let's get this out of the way. You described your affair as "a youthful indiscretion." Do you still hold to that description of your affair? |
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Very much so. Given my age, anything prior to 50 is considered "youthful." I might add that I was completely within the rule of law. |
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Do you admit or deny that your description "youthful indiscretion" mislead the public? That it lends itself to the interpretation that you were, say, in your 20's? |
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Again, I was within the rule of law. I cannot possibly know how others will interpret my words. |
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Do you admit or deny? Please answer the question, Mr. Hyde. Admit or deny? |
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It depends on what the definitions of "admit" and "deny" are? I admit to the "youthful indiscretion." I deny violating the rule of law. Can we move on to something else? |
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OK. As the leading House Manager, do you sometimes feel lonely? After all, you have very little support for your case. (Did you two French kiss?) |
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The rule of law is at stake here! Whether or not I am alone in this matter is irrelevant to the fact that I support the rule of law. |
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You say that a lot--"rule of law." Did you touch her breasts? |
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What has that to do with the rule of law! I have already answered the question! |
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Did she perform oral sex on you? You on her? |
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May I interject something here? I believe you are treating Representative Hyde with very little respect. May I say that it is the President we are treating with disrespect, not the House Managers. |
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Excuse me, Representative Barr. I was only asking Representative Hyde whether or not he touched her breasts. |
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I don't believe Representative Hyde should answer that question. Liberals believe that all matters relate to sex! We believe that all matters relate to laws! |
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You tell him, Bob. We believe in something, don't we? We believe in the rule of law. |
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That's right! At least we believe in the rule of law. The public has a right to know what we believe in. |
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Listen, you right-wing cheerleaders, why do you want the public to believe you are moral, ethical, AND sexual eunuchs. Bob, didn't you have an affair? Was she a good kisser? |
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Bob, by refusing to answer that question, you are within the rule of law. |
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Whatever happened to the "spirit of the law?" Hey, Bob, did you and Hank ever engage in a m?age a trios'? |
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RULE OF LAW! RULE OF LAW! GIMME AN R! GIMME A U! GIMME AN L! GIMME AN E! WHAT'S THAT SPELL? |
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SHUT UP! |
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You shut up! Ready, Bob? |
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"We are the hollow men. We are the stuffed men" |
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"Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!" |
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Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats' feet over broken glass In our dry cellar |
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THE HORROR! THE HORROR! |
