Yeetle Box Production: Generation X's Man of the Year

He does not have a name. He does not have a shirt. He wears glasses and a baseball cap. We know nothing else about him--his past, his interests, his hobbies, his work. He is an enigma: he is Generation X's Man of the Year.

Our efforts to observe members of Generation X had been futile for many months. There rarely talk to other species. And when they do, they are unintelligible.

We found "20, CUTE MALE on ICUII in the midst of his efforts to make contact with the opposite sex. Since it is not known for certain whether or not the Generation X species intentionally procreates, it is assumed he was seeking recreational sexual relations.

The photographs and transcription of sounds was produced within a very short time span--less than five minutes. However, to date, it is the first known effort of a member of the Generation X species to make contact with other humanoid species. (Their efforts with inanimate objects and animals are well documented.)

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20, CUTE MALE emits an overture. Note the recurring use of the sound "or".	The Generation X male enters an aggressive state, adding credence to the theory that the Generation X species is openly hostile to other humanoids.

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More hostility-- perhaps resulting from seemingly confused state of mind. He displays difficulty with concept of a male being in a room of women.	The confusion is confirmed. He has confused a woman with a man.

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Apparently, some members of this species have a limited ability to postulate hypotheticals.	Early signs of paranoid delusions with narcissistic characteristics gradually emerge. (Note that at this point he begins smiling again.)

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He is totally immersed in his delusion. Some have likened this to the state of "musk" in elephants. However, our observations would hold that this delusional construction is a typical defense mechanism of the species.

There is still much to learn about the Generation X species. 20 CUTE MALE gave us a rare glimpse into the psyche of this species. Because of this, he is Generation X's Man of the Year.