No. The requisite criteria of "effortless persistence" is defeated simply by asking the question. However, we are very interested in hearing your arguments to the contrary. (Sure ,we are.) Very interested.

Is The Yeetle Box a "real" physical object?

The Yeetle Box is a pure concept which embraces many concepts, people, places and things. It cannot be defined physically. It is embedded in the rapid decompensation of our progressively fragmented collective subconscious. The Yeetle Box might just be the single strongest icon of ALL humanity's subconscious. Go figure.

What are the criteria for Yeetle Worthiness?

Primarily, the person, place, thing, or concept must be free of temporal limitations. That is, he, she, or it must demonstrate a seamless ability to exist in any given time or place-- past, present, or future. You can test the Yeetle Worthiness yourself by imagining the impact of inserting the person, place, thing, or concept into any given time period in any given place. The degree of disruption to that time or place, if any, measures Yeetle Strength. The less disruption, the greater the Yeetle Strength.

If The Yeetle Box is free of temporal limitation, why is it tied to the approaching millennium?

You are such a 21st Century Schizoid! The Yeetle Box is indifferent to the approaching millennium - or any millennium. We have brought to your attention the existence of The Yeetle Box in order to help people transcend the two- dimensional frenzy in which advertisers, media, politicians, and others thrive. The propagandizing of the most recent millennium tempted some people to assume a fetal position within the box. Some people had a strong vested interest in keeping other people, places, things, and concepts in the box, thereby degrading their timelessness and depriving the past and future of a more enriched existence. The propaganda to keep time in its "place" is similar to those provided by persons who developed the first asylums: keep it clean, well lit, and out of sight.

Note: The millennium as has come and gone.  The Yeetle Box has come, gone, and has never left.  Top that!

Is The Yeetle Box part of a government conspiracy?

Governments cannot comprehend The Yeetle Box.

If The Yeetle Box has no physical dimensions, why do you describe it as a mode of transport? Doesn't this indicate physicality?

The Yeetle Box has no dimensions. The description helps make the term easier to imagine. It is a mode of transport, but not a physical mode of transport. Rather, it is an imaginative mode of transport. Ask your travel agent about it.

How much does a ticket to ride The Yeetle Box cost? And can I get it through Orbitz?

Tickets are only one-way. The cost is high, greater than or equal to the cost of living freely. Orbitz? You're kidding, right?

Isn't all this talk about The Yeetle Box just a big joke designed to attack our political, educational, and social institutions?

Well, there ya go again! I don't think so. Perhaps. Nawww....

Why are you doing this?

Why? Why do birds fly? Please review our UFAQ's.