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George W. Bush provides ground-breaking evidence
to refute intelligent design
January 06, 2006
Sounds rather counterintuitive, doesn't it? After all, our President's public image has always been one that presumes intelligent design - though more closely related to creationism. However, the irony of all ironies is that George W. Bush himself provides the world a breakthrough in the evolution / intelligent design debate that obliterates the notion that any "intelligence" had a hand in the design of the human race. Not all by his own words, but by the strength of his words he has amassed millions of followers who adhere to his world view. And what a small world view it is!
Intelligent design is an anti-evolution belief that asserts that naturalistic explanations of some biological entities are not possible and such entities can only be explained by intelligent causes. Well, how does one explain this creature George W. Bush? Advocates for intelligent design claim that an "intelligence" created the universe. Now we know intelligent design is a hoax, since George W. Bush's very existence contradicts the basic tenets of intelligent design and creationism. There is no intelligence in the design of George W. Bush. Hence, he must be a product of mutant evolutionary forces. There is not other reasonable explanation for his counterintuitive behavior.
Evidence? Well, we here at The Yeetle Box do not need to rely on the popular Bushisms. We have gone into public records and put together the chronology of the demise of the intelligent design argument. A fundamental truth George W. Bush contradicts is that survival of the species is paramount. Yet, everything he does and stands for - everything he is - has resulted in fewer human beings. Either he has amassed a campaign against human beings for the sake of territorial domination (starting in Afghanistan, then Iraq), or he is an evolutionary fluke that operates like a computer virus in an effort to hijack the human race.
Can he be stopped by a simple virus scan? Unfortunately, no. He has wormed his way into the White House where similar but less potent viruses linger about waiting for an open port within the human psyche. If not obliterated and erased from our consciousness, the GWB virus and its variants will eventually slow down all human progress towards noble efforts such as education, healthcare, and environmental stability.
THE GWB PROGRESSION IN CORRELATION TO MAN'S EVOLUTION
The GWB virus presents itself in essentially one repeating form that re-executes upon the human race waking much like a computer virus that lingers around and reinstalls itself upon rebooting a computer. In this case, the most compelling evidence that the GWB virus has reached the core of human knowledge, understanding, and logic is contained within The Patriot Act, some of the symptoms of which are described by the GWB virus itself. In particular is the "roving wiretap," common to the GWB virus. In its own words:
| April 19, 2004 | For years, law enforcement used so-called roving wire taps to investigate organized crime. You see, what that meant is if you got a wire tap by court order -- and, by the way, everything you hear about requires court order, requires there to be permission from a FISA court, for example. |
| April 20, 2004 | Secondly, there are such things as roving wiretaps. Now, by the way, any time you hear the United States government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're talking about chasing down terrorists, we're talking about getting a court order before we do so. It's important for our fellow citizens to understand, when you think Patriot Act, constitutional guarantees are in place when it comes to doing what is necessary to protect our homeland, because we value the Constitution. |
| June 9, 2005 | One tool that has been especially important to law enforcement is called a roving wiretap. Roving wiretaps allow investigators to follow suspects who frequently change their means of communications. These wiretaps must be approved by a judge, and they have been used for years to catch drug dealers and other criminals. Yet, before the Patriot Act, agents investigating terrorists had to get a separate authorization for each phone they wanted to tap. That means terrorists could elude law enforcement by simply purchasing a new cell phone. The Patriot Act fixed the problem by allowing terrorism investigators to use the same wiretaps that were already being using against drug kingpins and mob bosses. |
| June 9, 2005 | The Patriot Act extended the use of roving wiretaps, which were already permitted against drug kingpins and mob bosses, to international terrorism investigations. They must be approved by a judge. Without roving wiretaps, terrorists could elude law enforcement by simply purchasing a new cell phone. (White House fact sheet) |
| July 20, 2005 | The Patriot Act helps us defeat our enemies while safeguarding civil liberties for all Americans. The judicial branch has a strong oversight role in the application of the Patriot Act. Law enforcement officers need a federal judge's permission to wiretap a foreign terrorist's phone, or to track his calls, or to search his property. Officers must meet strict standards to use any of the tools we're talking about. And they are fully consistent with the Constitution of the United States. (White House fact sheet) |
| July 20, 2005 | The judicial branch has a strong oversight role in the application of the Patriot Act. Law enforcement officers must seek a federal judge's permission to wiretap a foreign terrorist's phone, track his calls, or search his property. These strict standards are fully consistent with the Constitution. Congress also oversees the application of the Patriot Act, and in more than three years there has not been a single verified abuse. |
| December 10, 2005 | The Patriot Act is helping America defeat our enemies while safeguarding civil liberties for all our people. The judicial branch has a strong oversight role in the application of the Patriot Act. Under the act, law enforcement officers need a federal judge's permission to wiretap a foreign terrorist's phone or search his property. Congress also oversees our use of the Patriot Act. Attorney General Gonzales delivers regular reports on the Patriot Act to the House and the Senate. |
Irrefutable evidence that contradicts intelligent design, supports the theory of evolution, and ESTABLISHES OUR PRESIDENT IS A VIRUS!
Absolutely irrefutable!
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